Category: Community

Research Suggests 100% Correlation Between XRP Investors And Guys Who Pull Their Pants Down To Their Ankles To Piss In Public Restrooms

STANFORD, CA – Contentious remittance cryptocurrency XRP is making rounds in the media again, but this time on the shoulders of a groundbreaking new study. Published in various science journals across the country, the study in question has revealed that given the opportunity, an astounding 100% of XRP […]

Semantic Satiation: Roger Ver Seeks Therapy After Saying ‘It’s Not Called Bcash’ So Many Times In A Row That It’s Lost All Meaning To Him

TOKYO – An anonymous source has disclosed that Bitcoin Cash flag bearer, Roger Ver, has gone to seek psychiatric help following his inability to discern the meaning of the phrase “It’s not called Bcash”, and other similar variations. This is a common consequence of incessantly repeating a phrase […]

Former Executives of Mt. Gox, Bitgrail, Tether, and Bitconnect Come Together to Form Shitcoin Supergroup

FLORENCE, ITALY – Disgraced former owner of infamous cryptocurrency exchange Bitgrail, Francesco Firano has unveiled new details today regarding his “crypto-supergroup”, confirming it will be comprised of Jed McCaleb (Mt.Gox Co-Founder), Brock Pierce, (Tether Co-Founder), and Carlos Matos (Bitconnect Spokesman). Each confirmed member has had considerable trouble finding relevant […]