The HODL Times is a satirical website with a focus on cryptocurrency, blockchain, DeFi & web3.

What are we looking for in a story? Comedian Bill Conway put it best;

What I look for most in a pitch is simplicity. Satire is a unique form of comedy that requires a bit of subtext in order to be truly effective. If you are too clever with a pitch then you might cloud your subtext or completely step all over it. 

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