SAINT PAUL, MN – Even the most passive lurkers of fintech spheres are likely to have encountered this behavior online in recent years; hoards of ostensibly low-functioning teenagers with Wolf of Wall Street-inspired avatars/profile pictures unloading emojis and poor financial advice in every corner of the web. Our […]
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TOKYO – An anonymous source has disclosed that Bitcoin Cash flag bearer, Roger Ver, has gone to seek psychiatric help following his inability to discern the meaning of the phrase “It’s not called Bcash”, and other similar variations. This is a common consequence of incessantly repeating a phrase […]
LUXEMBOURG – In an unexpected press release, VeChain CEO Sunny Lu has revealed the Foundation’s intentions to re-brand their flagship blockchain to the ‘much more powerful’ VeChainAvengers blockchain. Drawing criticism from nearly every corner of the cryptosphere, Lu has feverishly defended the decision, citing that the implementation is […]
SLIPPERY ROCK, PA – Enthusiasts and engineers across the globe have been struggling for years to make the barrier of entry into crypto easier for the average person, and the
SACRAMENTO, CA – While some wildly successful and others nothing more than fleeting money grabs, Bitcoin forks have run rampant in the crypto space within the last few
DUBLIN, IRELAND – In the wake of recent legal trouble and dissipating relevance in the MMA world, former UFC lightweight champion Conor McGregor has been confirmed to
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – Controversial cryptocurrency icon, Charlie Lee, has left his Litecoin constituents puzzled after his contentious decision to add “Copy-Pasting” to his
CUPERTINO, CA – Thousands of reports have recently surfaced regarding iPhone screens across the globe suffering screen burn-ins as a consequence of Delta users relentlessly