Tag: Bitcoin

The Next Bitcoin? One Trader’s Journey To Find Other Projects That Are Also Too Slow And Expensive To Use

OXNARD, CA – The HODL Times staff sat down for an interview with eager cryptocurrency trader Evan Wilkinson, who is on a journey to do what most investors only dream of – finding the next Bitcoin before his parents kick him out and he has to get a […]

Craig Wright Submits His Codecademy Profile As Irrefutable Proof Of His Identity As Satoshi Nakamoto

BRISBANE, AUS – The community consensus surrounding Australian computer scientist, Dr. Craig Wright’s, claim to the renowned online pseudonym ‘Satoshi Nakamoto’  is one of substantial contention. This communal uncertainty is driven by a handful of key parallels between the two – the most prominent being Dr. Wright’s inability […]

Semantic Satiation: Roger Ver Seeks Therapy After Saying ‘It’s Not Called Bcash’ So Many Times In A Row That It’s Lost All Meaning To Him

TOKYO – An anonymous source has disclosed that Bitcoin Cash flag bearer, Roger Ver, has gone to seek psychiatric help following his inability to discern the meaning of the phrase “It’s not called Bcash”, and other similar variations. This is a common consequence of incessantly repeating a phrase […]

BREAKING: r/Bitcoin And /r/BTC To Set Aside Their Differences And Come Together To Talk Shit About r/XRP

REDDIT, Internet – Long-time forum adversaries r/Bitcoin and r/BTC have reportedly set aside their differences to talk shit about centralized, real-time settlement system xRapid. Tensions have recently been high in the crypto community, as numerous initiatives and startups have decidedly chosen to work along banks as opposed to against them have been gaining traction. […]