Category: Development

Former Executives of Mt. Gox, Bitgrail, Tether, and Bitconnect Come Together to Form Shitcoin Supergroup

FLORENCE, ITALY – Disgraced former owner of infamous cryptocurrency exchange Bitgrail, Francesco Firano has unveiled new details today regarding his “crypto-supergroup”, confirming it will be comprised of Jed McCaleb (Mt.Gox Co-Founder), Brock Pierce, (Tether Co-Founder), and Carlos Matos (Bitconnect Spokesman). Each confirmed member has had considerable trouble finding relevant […]

BREAKING: Chinese Crypto Influencer Mispronounces Litecoin As “Ritecoin” In Bullish Interview, Christian Altcoin Ritecoin Skyrockets – VEN Down Another 20%

TOKYO – Miscommunication resulting from language barriers has left the crypto world in a frenzy today, as popular Chinese cryptocurrency influencer Wang Chi mispronounced ‘Litecoin’ as ‘Ritecoin’ in a recent bullish interview. LTC price was unaffected by the mix up, while VEN immediately dropped another 20% Following the […]

Michelle Obama to Pioneer MegaBlock-Chain Technology in Misguided Attempt to Make Crypto More Accessible to Children

WASHINGTON D.C – ICOs and crypto-facing startups have surged in popularity over the last year, having piqued the interest of many existing businesses and high-profile individuals. This is no different in the case of Michelle Obama’s new child-friendly blockchain learning initiative, MegaBlock-Chain. “The concept is in it’s infancy […]